Tell your worst nightmare then make it funny.

Here's mine: I was in my house and my parents weren't home and I went into the basement, and I kept hearing sounds from my bedroom so I went back up stairs and I knew something was following me so I started running. Right when I started running I kept tripping and finally I made it to my room and opened the door there was [ REM ] coming through the walls. That's all I remember. But god when I woke up I was like, "OMG WHAT IS THAT" and did not go back to sleep that night.

Funny Version: My parents weren't home, so I decided to watch TV in my basement. I heard some sounds from my bedroom that sounded like a party. I saw light in my parent room, so when I got up there, PSY stepped on my foot, and I had no clue. I screamed on the top of my lungs. He dragged me up to the party and I was hypnotized with Gangnam Style. When I woke up, I was all like WTF!

I like how bloo d was [ REM ] (removed) sounds funnier

A mexican guy who collects sombreros had a firearm and was chasing me down a school hall to kill me, then he hit his head on the ceiling and exploded.

Isn't that funny and stupid enough?

1key2 wrote:

I like how bloo d was [ REM ] (removed) sounds funnier

Key, your an admin. It seems as if you shouldn't be saying a word that was removed...